Welcome All Salacious B. Crumb Fans!
After a long and tumultuous voyage, we have finally found a web-host willing to keep our community afloat. Thank you to MoonBeast347 for keeping the flame alive! We now stand FEARLESS in the face of those cruel judicators, those moderators on r/StarWars and r/StarWarsEU and r/StarWarsTheories and r/starwarsspeculation and Jedi Council Forums, who were the enactors of our unjust EXPULSION. You cannot keep down the fans of Salacious B. Crumb! To all those new devotees, please keep all chatter in discussion threads CIVIL, especially regarding Mr. Crumb and his antics in Jabba’s Palace. Also, in all relevant roleplaying spaces, admins will decide who will get to be Jabba. We know everyone wants to be Jabba. This is not some burlesque PANTOMIME where anyone can be anything they want. This is a serious space for fans of Salacious B. Crumb. Filled with civility. Also, MoonBeast347 has asked for the right to be Boba Fett, please honor his request.
-from ADMINS with HOPE
UPDATE!!!
This is a reminder that the Salacious B. Crumb Fan Site is not for those who have any SEXUAL interest in Mr. Crumb. This is a SERIOUS fan site with a SERIOUS community of hardened fans of Mr. Crumb who only enjoy him for his funny antics and revelry. This is not the stomping ground for you SICKOS who somehow find some scandalous attachment to Mr. Crumb. Quite frankly, we on the admin team find your interest in Mr. Crumb SICK and PERVERSE and we please ask that you seek PSYCHIATRIC or PSYCHOANALYTICAL care. We have no time to deal with you FREAKS scrounging around and perverting the good name of Salacious B. Crumb and his righteous followers who only enjoy him for his funny antics and tomfoolery. Please CONTAIN yourselves.
-from ADMINS with PERTURBMENT
UPDATE!!!
We will be hosting a community wide RAP BATTLE in honor of Salacious B. Crumb’s birthday (May 25th). We ask that you bring your best RHYMES and sense of ADMIRATION. The event will be housed on our DISCORD (REMINDER: the DISCORD is not for posting memes, it is for serious and civil discussion only, any memes will be DELETED and users BANNED post the upload of this update). MC names will not be expected, but they are encouraged.
-from ADMINS with ADMIRATION
UPDATE!!!
This is a message solely for the user microwave-head (if you are not microwave-head, there is no need for you to engage with this message). You kindly ask you to STOP evading our bans!!!! No one wants to go to your stupid website. STOP positing links to it in spaces designated for community discussion. It ruins the spirit of CIVILITY. Please also refrain from posting links in spaces designated as roleplay spaces. No one in Jabba’s Palace would ever say that!! If you continue this activity, then our admin team will have no choice but to blacklist you.
-from ADMINS with ANNOYANCE