The Silent Interlocutor Blog

(3/26/23)

The people above me are stomping about again. I am on the bottom floor, so I guess the sounds could be the culmination of all the people above me. Still, it’s a bit excessive. List of all the things my upstairs neighbors could be doing at any given time:

1. Folk/Tap Dancing.

2. Fucking.

3. Banging together pots and pans. It is either that or someone is putting on a suit of armor.

4. Jumping up and down.

5. Slamming about nine thousand doors in quick succession.

6. Drilling with either a jackhammer or mining equipment.

7. Shooting Clay Pigeons.

8. Rearranging furniture every second of every day.

9. Ruining my life.

~clancy