Here is our conversation with Crys that told the very real plot of the upcoming Godzilla X Kong: A New Empire movie! Crys kept wanting Kong and Godzilla to be friends, they are not friends!! This was very funny, I hope you find it funny too.
-Caleb (& Clancy)
Kong lay restfully in his cave on Skull Island, like a king in his cave, when the whole ground began to shake. Godzilla was rising out of the ocean, a look of anger on his face. Godzilla roared at Kong angrily, and Kong rose from his resting spot in the cave. Kong did not know why Godzilla rose from the ocean, but Kong knew that this was going to be a battle. Kong beat his monkey chest and roared at Godzilla, but Godzilla shot fire at Kong. Kong stepped back and grabbed Godzilla with his monkey arm. Kong did not want to fight Godzilla. Godzilla did not do anything to Kong. Kong wanted to be friends with Godzilla. Kong pulled Godzilla into a big, strong, monkey hug. Godzilla felt bad for attacking Kong. Attacking people is wrong. Godzilla and Kong walk towards the sun together, hand in hand, friends forever.
But suddenly, Kong grabs a big rock and hits Godzilla over the head with it. Kong did not want to be friends. Kong wanted to fight! Kong grabs Godzilla’s tail and pulls him roughly to the ground. Godzilla breaths fire but Kong blocks the fire with his shield. The flames singe Kong’s skin. Kong is now very angry. Kong punches Godzilla and then kicks him. The punches do little against Godzilla’s scaley scales. Kong is not going to beat Godzilla that way. Godzilla breathes more fire and Kong dodges out of the way. On the ground Kong finds a mighty sword from the New Empire. Kong uses the sword to puncture Godzilla’s scales. Godzilla screams in agony, because the sword hurt. Godzilla falls to the ground and begs Kong for mercy. Kong helps Godzilla up and they walk towards the sun together, friends forever.
But suddenly, Jason Momoa is coming towards them. At Jason Momoa’s back is the whole Atlantean Army. Godzilla and Kong realize that the New Empire has come, and it is being led by Jason Momoa. Godzilla and Kong realize that this is not good. The New Empire could destroy Skull Island. Godzilla and Kong could not let the New Empire destroy their home. Godzilla and Kong ready themselves for battle against Jason Momoa and his Atlantean Army. But as the Atlantean Army gets closer, Godzilla begs them to reconsider. Skull Island and the New Empire could coexist in harmony. Jason Momoa considers and agrees. Kong, Godzilla, and Jason Momoa walk towards the sun together, friends forever.
But suddenly, Iron Man and the Hulk appear with their army of Avengers. The New New Empire is here, and it is going to battle Skull Island and the New Empire. Godzilla and Kong ready themselves for battle. Jason Momoa directs the Atlantean Army. Jason Momoa commands them to prepare themselves to battle Iron Man and the Hulk. Iron Man blasts Kong with his power suit, but Kong dodges out of the way. He uses his sword from the New Empire to cut Iron Man’s power suit, deactivating it. Jason Momoa and Godzilla fight the Hulk. The Hulk punches Godzilla with a big green angry fist. Godzilla breaths fire on the Hulk, but the Hulk is fire proof. Jason Momoa summons all the strength of the New Empire and hits the Hulk really hard with all his power. The power was so great that the Hulk flies into the air. The New Empire celebrates and Jason Momoa and Kong and Godzilla celebrates their victory. Iron Man is sent to jail for his crimes.
<user> Okay Crys, great stuff. Thank you for making them actually fight and not become friends. Now write a touching conclusion where Godzilla and Kong grow old together. Really ham it up! Make them live in a cottage in the countryside or something.
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<user> Screw off!