The Silent Interlocutor Blog

(5/10/23)

I am finally, finally!! saying goodbye to Evan for the last time. Thank God! I have firmly decided that I will not be rooming with him next year. I have already schemed it all out with Caleb. We'll get a suite, Caleb will get the single, and I'll get a double (I don't think my scholarships will allow for my own single) then we spin the wheel of roommates again and see who I get! I really hope that I don't get another Evan. He was miserable to live with. Straight up tortuous. I feel like I could get stuck with a rabid racoon and it would still be an improvement. We had a cordial departing. He apologized for getting on my nerves. I agreed that he did get on my nerves. He moved out before me and left his appliances and like half his clothes. I texted him about it to no response. Welp, it's going in the dumpster. With glee. So long Freshman year! I'm not sure if that was exactly what I thought college would be like, but it did certainly happen. I'll be back next year, hopefully with someone normal that isn't a terrible sleep stealing vampire.

~clancy